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Burglary On The Whimsyland Express Starring Hercule Parrot

from Whimsyland by Whimsyland

  • Super Limited Whimsyland Vinyl LP
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Hey, this magical album is on super limited edition vinyl too!
    Waterslide Records is helping to release this in Japan, so please, no Japanese orders!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Whimsyland via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Je m’appelle Hercule Parrot, and I’m afraid I must regret
To inform you that there’s been a great crime
The key to Whimsyland has been stolen from the hand
Of the man entrusted to it - Sacre bleu, that hand was mine!

It’s a mystery on rails
Are you up to the task?
You must ensure justice prevails
Is that so much to ask?

Now as we ride on this train, I beg you - use your little brains
And I’ll use mine, which is humongous
Search for clues, search for hints - mon ami, search for anything
For I suspect that the culprit is among us

Whodunnit, how and why and when?
These are the questions you must ask
You must also answer them
It’s not enough just to ask

Now if you’ll gather in the dining car
I will deliver my denouement
Who’s the guilty party? I can tell you who
Who has the key? All of you!

The key’s inside all of our hearts
Every girl and boy under the sun
It doesn’t matter who you are
Whimsyland belongs to everyone!


from Whimsyland, released August 12, 2022
Lead and backing vocals: James Cahill
Additional backing vocals: Grath Madden, Chadd Derkins
Scissors: Philo Jerkington
Train whistle: Chadd Derkins


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