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The Grand Chamber Of Exemplary Americans

from Whimsyland by Whimsyland

  • Super Limited Whimsyland Vinyl LP
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Hey, this magical album is on super limited edition vinyl too!
    Waterslide Records is helping to release this in Japan, so please, no Japanese orders!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Whimsyland via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Well I’m George Washington, your first president
You’ve seen me on the dollar and on the 25-cent
And if you’re wondering where ol’ George went, I cannot lie

I died, I died
I couldn’t live forever, I never even tried
If there’s just one thing that you learn from this ride
It’s that a lot of people lived, and a lot of people died

Well I’m Betsy Ross and I made this flag
To some people it’s sacred, to some it’s just a rag
I made it out of a potato bag and a stitch of pride

And then I died, that’s right I died
I couldn’t live forever, I never even tried
When you look at the flags that your forefathers flied
Remember that they lived, and remember that they died

Well my name is Abe LIncoln and in less than four score
You’ll probably be dead too, so you’d better just make sure
You’ve left something behind that the world can’t ignore, or at least tried

And then you’ll die, and then you’ll die
You’ll never live forever, you’d better never try
Just make sure until that day, you can hold your head high
Live and live and live and live and live and die


from Whimsyland, released August 12, 2022
Dan Paquin as George Washington
Michelle Shirelle as Betsy Ross
Lucas Carscadden as Abraham Lincolnn
Grath Madden as Chester A. Arthur
Rachel Feldmann as Lucretia Mott
Additional guitars: Adam Siegel
Guitar solo: Jeff Schroeck


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